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2006-02-03 . 4:28 p.m. - Friday 5ives [11] ... tips for guys that go after high-maintenance chicks

«rusted & used . shiny & new»

  1. Talk incessantly about your WoW character
  2. Show up on her front steps with your Schwinn 10-speed and an extra helmet
  3. Record a video-diary type movie professing your love for her and mail it to her
  4. Play hard to get
  5. Tell her you can't live without her and every time she leaves the room, you contemplate suicide

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«rusted & used . shiny & new»

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