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2003-07-21 . 10:25 a.m. - Drinks, Drinkies, People at home, you having some drinks? Or are you bootin' black tar heroine? LOOSE THE HABITI am Marcela's 21st year on Earth.
On Friday, I had a sneaking suspicion that Adam had planned a party, so I told him about this suspicion and he told me that I was dumb for believing that he'd throw me a party. When I got home from work, he took me out to dinner and while we were waiting for our table I started thinking aloud: "Well, the party can't be at our place because neither of us cleaned the kitchen and there's no way you'd let people come over to our place if it was anything less than spotless, it wouldn't be at Trey and Jessica's (co-worker and co-worker's girlfriend respectively) because they just moved into the new house and they prolly don't want a bunch of people there ... it's gonna be at Jen's!!! We're going to Jen's after this, right?" He told me to shut up because there was no party. After dinner, we drove right past our apartment complex and I cracked a little smile. Neutron looked at me and said "I wanna go to the record store."
"Right ... the record store ::wink wink::"
Well, he wasn't lying, we went to Park Ave. Records. By the time we got out of Park Ave. it was almost 10:00pm and I was starting to doubt my prior assumptions ... I mean, who the heck starts a party after 9:00pm? As we're driving home, Neutron misses the right turn we were supposed to make on Semoran and hangs a U-turn but when we make it back to Semoran, he takes a right and I'm like "Uh ... you were supposed to turn left back there" and he says "This is a short cut."
"Oh."
"But ... in order to take the short cut ... you have to wear this ::hands me a neck-tie::"
"WHEEEEEE ::puts on makeshift blindfold::"
We ended up at Club Juana's, the local strip club. They were supposed to be doing Naked Shakespeare, but apparently, they stopped doing that two months ago. Shortly after our arrival, Trey, Jessica, Travis (their roommate), Jen, Craig, and Nathan showed up and we watched some skanks fling themselves around the poles for awhile. When that got tired, we went to Trey's, Jessica's and Travis' house (yes, house; not apartment) for the 'after party.' Suzanne (high-school friend/fellow winterguard chick) was supposed to be at the strip club, but she met us at the house instead. This is where I proceeded to get sloppy shit-faced drunk on a combination of Wild Vines Blackberry Merlot, Jaegermeister, and Skyy Citrus Vodka. Since I didn't get a chance to get a lap dance at Juana's, Jessica and Suzanne made up for it. At the end of the night, Travis started blasting Tenacious D and there are quite a few pictures of me rocking out and playing air guitar. Too funny. Well, I didn't throw up (thank god for that) ... but I did wake up with some wicked nausea. While I was still half-asleep, I had a lucid dream that I was surrounded by about 10 bar tenders. Each one was trying to feed me different shots. I kept telling them that all I wanted was water and they kept telling me "oh yeah, this one has water in it ::evil grin::" I really wanted to pee, but I was afraid that the second I sat down on the toilet, my other orifices (mainly, my mouth) would get jealous ... so I chilled in bed for another half-hour until my mom called to wish me a happy birthday....
On my actual birthday, Adam and I went to the mall with Trey, Jessica, and their friend Stacy (also at the party) and at night, Adam and I went to eat Sushi with Jen and Craiggers (tee hee).
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Well, I'm at work right now, so I better get back to it.
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